**Indonesian Paradise Found: OYO 2706 Hotel Lodaya Syariah Review & Booking!**
Indonesian Paradise Found? OYO 2706 Hotel Lodaya Syariah Review & Booking! – My Honest (and Kinda Rambling) Take
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. I just spent a few days at OYO 2706 Hotel Lodaya Syariah, and I'm here to tell you the TRUTH. Forget those perfectly polished travel blogs. This is the raw, unfiltered, and slightly chaotic review you actually need before you book. I went in expecting… well, I didn’t quite know what to expect. This place promises “Indonesian Paradise Found,” which, let's be honest, is a pretty high bar. So, did I find paradise? Let's dive in and unravel this tangled ball of Indonesian hospitality.
First Impressions (and the Parking Situation - Ugh)
The first thing that hit me? The parking. While they do have car park (on-site, FREE – yay!), it was a bit of a free-for-all. Finding a spot felt like winning the lottery. But hey, it's Indonesia, right? Chaotic charm is part of the deal. The exterior? It's… functional. Not exactly Instagram-worthy, but clean enough. The elevator was a godsend, especially after lugging my suitcase. I'm not going to lie, I found out they had a doorman, which was kind of awesome, and a 24-hour front desk, which is always a plus for late-night arrivals (like me!). Also, big points for the security [24-hour] and CCTV outside property – makes you feel a bit safer.
Booking & Accessibility: A Mixed Bag
The booking process was straightforward enough (phew!). I booked online, and the contactless check-in/out option was a lifesaver. Thank goodness! I didn’t feel like chatting after a long flight. Now, about Accessibility, this is where things get interesting. The website does say they have Facilities for disabled guests, but I didn’t see ramps or anything obviously wheelchair-friendly. I've got to say, this is something they really need to clarify or improve. They have an elevator, so that's something, but more info is needed. We're talking about Access!
The Room: My Little Sanctuary (Mostly)
Alright, let's talk room, baby! I opted for a Non-smoking option, and I implore you do the same. The room itself was… fine. Clean, in a basic, get-the-job-done kind of way. I'm pretty sure they use Anti-viral cleaning products, which is reassuring, though I obviously didn't test this hypothesis (who does?). There's Air conditioning (essential), a desk (useful for laptop work), and a seating area (where I promptly dumped my backpack). The Internet access – wireless was reliable, and the Wi-Fi [free] worked like a charm – thank goodness.
- The Good Stuff: The Blackout curtains were amazing. Absolute sleep bliss, and slippers! The complimentary tea and free bottled water were a nice touch. I loved having an extra long bed too.
- The Okay Stuff: The bathroom was clean, with a basic shower. The mirror was useful, but they always feel too small.
- The Not-So-Good Stuff: The Room decorations were minimal. I’m not saying I need rococo, but a few pictures wouldn't hurt! The soundproofing could definitely be improved. I could hear the traffic outside (it's Indonesia, remember?) and the occasional hallway shenanigans.
Inside the Room: Digging Deeper
- Air Conditioning: Pretty good, kept the room cool.
- Additional Toilet: They have!
- Alarm clock: The usual.
- Bathrobes: Sadly, no.
- Bathroom phone: Nope.
- Bathtub: Some rooms might, but not mine.
- Carpeting: Yes, but not the plushest.
- Closet: Adequate.
- Coffee/tea maker: Yes! Crucial for that morning caffeine fix.
- Complimentary tea: Check!
- Daily housekeeping: Spotless.
- Desk: Yup.
- Extra long bed: Bonus!
- Free bottled water: They've got you covered.
- Hair dryer: Yes.
- High floor: I was on a high floor, views were okay.
- In-room safe box: Present, but I didn't feel the need to use it.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Not sure, didn't check.
- Internet access – LAN: Didn't try.
- Internet access – wireless: Worked like a charm.
- Ironing facilities: Available.
- Laptop workspace: Yes.
- Linens: Clean, white, the basics.
- Mini bar: No.
- Mirror: Standard.
- Non-smoking: Essential (for me!).
- On-demand movies: Not checked.
- Private bathroom: Yup.
- Reading light: Yes.
- Refrigerator: No.
- Safety/security feature: Standard.
- Satellite/cable channels: Plenty to choose from.
- Scale: Nope.
- Seating area: Sort of.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Nope.
- Shower: Basic but functional.
- Slippers: Yay!
- Smoke detector: Present, thankfully.
- Socket near the bed: Yes!
- Sofa: No.
- Soundproofing: Could be better.
- Telephone: Yes.
- Toiletries: Basic but there.
- Towels: Fine.
- Umbrella: Sadly, non.
- Visual alarm: Not assessed.
- Wake-up service: Available.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Excellent.
- Window that opens: Yes, allowing in some fresh air (and traffic noise!).
Dining: Fueling the Adventure
Breakfast was included! The Breakfast [buffet] wasn't the most extensive I've ever seen, but they had the essentials: Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, coffee, and some fruits. I definitely went for the Coffee/tea in restaurant, and grabbed a few Bottle of water as I left. They also have a Coffee shop. I didn’t sample any Desserts in restaurant. I did note they had a Vegetarian restaurant and the option for Breakfast takeaway service, which is always handy. There was also Room service [24-hour], a definite plus for late-night cravings. I didn't mess with the A la carte in restaurant, but I did note a Poolside bar!
Things to Do (and Ways to Relax): The "Paradise" Test
Okay, this is where things get a little… questionable. According to them, they have a Swimming pool, but it's an outdoor pool. I took one look at how busy the hotel was, and the pool was packed with kids having a great time. It wasn't the tranquil retreat I was hoping for. They advertise a Fitness center, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Pool with view. Okay. I did not see any of that. The Gym/fitness was a small room, filled with a few machines. Body scrub and Body wrap? Maybe you had to ask for it. So, on this front, "Paradise Found" is more like "Paradise Adjacent."
Cleanliness and Safety: Gotta Mention the Pandemic!
I'm happy to say that Cleanliness and safety seemed to be a priority. They had Hand sanitizer readily available, and the staff seemed to be following all the protocols. They had Staff trained in safety protocol. They had Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. They were using Daily disinfection in common areas, and the staff are definitely well organized. I saw some Sterilizing equipment. Good on them!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras
They offer a Cash withdrawal, which is helpful. There's a Convenience store, which I didn't use, but some could. They have Currency exchange as well. The Doorman was super-helpful. I saw an Elevator. And the Ironing service and Laundry service were a welcome addition. There is a Luggage storage, so you don't have to drag luggage everywhere. The Concierge were helpful too! Food delivery is a plus.
Getting Around: Navigation Nirvana (Kinda)
They offer Airport transfer, which is always a good thing to have if you're not used to the area. Bicycle parking is available. There is Car park [free of charge] (as mentioned before!) and Car park [on-site]. There
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Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Panic (aka "Where Did I Even Book?")
Time: Early O'Clock. Like, pre-sunrise early.
Event: Landed at Jakarta airport. Jet lag is already my new BFF. I'm pretty sure my eyeballs are trying to escape my skull.
Transportation: After a frankly terrifying taxi ride (seriously, the driver was channeling his inner Mario Andretti), I arrived at the hotel. Honestly, first impression? Not exactly what I pictured. The photos online… let's just say they were generous.
Anecdote: The lobby smelled vaguely of stale incense and… something else I couldn't quite place. Maybe a hint of "Indonesian Adventure." I think I'm getting lost. Where's the wifi? OMG, the signal is absolutely horrible. I cant call my family! Maybe its a good thing.
Emotional Reaction: Okay, deep breaths. You're in Indonesia! Embrace the chaos! (Whispers: Please let the bed be clean.)
Time: "Morning" (ish) - 9:00 AM.
Event: Breakfast. They had rice and eggs. I had rice and eggs. I’ve never had rice and eggs before; I'm not even sure if this breakfast is any good!
Anecdote: One of the staff was super helpful with the wifi password. I wish the signal will strong enough for me to call my family. Then, with great internet speed, I can upload everything!
Quirky Observation: There was a cat lounging on a chair outside the breakfast area. He looked supremely unconcerned with my existence. I am officially jealous.
Opinionated Language: The coffee wasn't strong enough. I needed a shot of espresso to even keep my eyes open. It was like drinking brown water!
Time: Mid-morning - 10:00 AM.
Event: Exploring the Local Area.
Transportation: I decided to leave the hotel. After I talked with the staff, they suggested I take a walk.
Anecdote: I tried to walk to the nearest street. But I got lost! I had to ask a person for directions. I'm pretty sure he didn't understand English.
Emotional Reaction: Ugh. I'm already lost.
Day 2: Culture Shock & Chicken Satay (The Highs & Lows!)
Time: Morning - 8:00 AM.
Event: Attempted some local pastries.
Anecdote: I went to a small local shop. I saw some delicious pastries in the shop. The problem? I have no idea what any of them were. I just pointed and hoped for the best. Spoiler alert: Some were delicious, some tasted vaguely of cardboard.
Quirky Observation: The sheer number of scooters zooming down the street is astounding. It's like Mad Max but with more smiles and less explosions.
Opinionated Language: I should have brought my own translations. Well, I will remember to bring it tomorrow.
Time: Afternoon - 1:00 PM.
Event: Chicken Satay Feast!
Transportation: Walked around the hotel and the city.
Anecdote: Okay, the satay? Absolute game-changer. I found a little warung (small local eatery) and ordered a heap of chicken satay. The meat was so tender, the peanut sauce was so rich, and the whole experience was… well, it was divine. I actually contemplated ordering seconds, thirds, and maybe a whole chicken.
Emotional Reaction: THIS. THIS is what travel is all about. The smells, the tastes, the fact that I was probably sweating in places I didn't know existed. Pure, unadulterated joy. Someone pass the tissues, I'm getting a lil' misty-eyed over some grilled chicken.
Messier Structure: I keep thinking about the chicken. The smell of barbecue! The smoky taste! The… okay, I'm getting carried away.
More Stream-of-Consciousness: I should have taken a photo of the satay, so I can remember this when I get back! But the place looked empty, and there was no person for a pic.
Time: Evening - 7:00 PM.
Event: Back to the hotel.
Emotional Reaction: I'm kinda tired. I will need a good sleep.
Opinionated Language: The hotel's ambience is pretty good!
Day 3: Unexpected Adventure & Existential Dread (aka "Is This Real Life?")
Time: Morning - 9:00 AM.
Event: Woke up.
Anecdote: I swear, the mosquito situation here is real. I am being eaten alive.
Emotional Reaction: I should bring a lot of anti-bug products next time!
Opinionated Language: I want to go home!
Time: Afternoon - 12:00 PM.
Event: Decided to find a local market.
Transportation: By foot. I like to walk.
Anecdote: The market was a sensory overload in the best possible way. Stacks of colourful fruit, spices I couldn't even name, people bartering with a fervor that both intimidated and impressed me. And the smell! The aromas just got to my head!
Emotional Reaction: I felt a sudden rush of adrenaline and a sense of freedom. Maybe I can survive. This is something I will never forget.
Messier Structure: Lost my phone! I had to ask the staff.
More Stream-of-Consciousness: I wish I can stay longer the other attractions I wanna explore.
Time: Evening - 6:00 PM.
Event: Back to the hotel.
Emotional Reaction: Feeling homesick.
Opinionated Language: I need a big meal!
Time: Night - 8:00 PM.
Event: The lights go out!
Emotional Reaction: NOOOO!
Opinionated Language: It was a bad day!
The End (or, More Likely, The Beginning Of Something Else)
And that, my friends, is a (very) condensed version of my Indonesian adventure. Was it perfect? Absolutely not. Was it a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable hygiene choices, and more "holy crap" moments than I can count? You bet your bottom dollar. Would I trade it for a sterile, pre-packaged vacation full of perfectly Instagrammable moments? Never. This messy, beautiful, chaotic journey is what makes life worth living. Now, where's the next flight? I'm already itching for the next adventure.
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