Quest Mounts Bay Road: Australia's BEST Kept Secret? (You WON'T Believe This!)
Quest Mounts Bay Road: My Mouth is Watering Thinking About It! (And You Won't Believe the Secret!)
Okay, buckle up, because I'm about to spill the beans on a Perth secret that's been hiding in plain sight: Quest Mounts Bay Road. And let me tell you, after my stay? Yeah, I'm practically ready to move in. Forget those boring, cookie-cutter hotels – this place? It's got soul. And possibly the best location in Perth, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
(Disclaimer: "Best Kept Secret?" Maybe not anymore, after THIS review!)
First Impressions: Accessibility & "Woah, This Works!"
Okay, first things first: Accessibility. This is HUGE for me. My mum's got mobility issues, and finding a place that isn't a logistical nightmare is a win. Quest Mounts Bay Road? HUGE WIN. From the elevator to the accessible rooms, it was smooth sailing. No awkward ramps, no tight spaces, just… ease. They ticked the major boxes (elevator, facilities for disabled guests), but it was the little things – like the clear signage and helpful staff – that really made the difference. Seriously, they’ve thought of everything for Facilities for disabled guests.
Accessibility points: Elevator, facilities for disabled guests, and clear signage. Top-notch.
On-site Accessible Dining? Yes! They also have restaurants and lounge access, and even though I didn't explore them all, even having the option is a plus.
Internet: Because, Let's Face It, We're All Addicted
Internet access – wireless, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center. Okay, look, I need Wi-Fi. It's a biological necessity, like breathing. Quest Mounts Bay Road gets it. They have Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and it was fast. No buffering, no dropped connections while streaming. Glorious! You can also plug in with good Internet [LAN] that really works, and Internet services are also easy to access. Things to Do & Ways to Relax: From Bliss to… Well, More Bliss
Alright, let's talk relaxation. Because, hello? Holiday. This is where Quest Mounts Bay Road shines.
- Pool with view: Okay, I'll admit it, I'm a sucker for a good pool. And this one! The Swimming pool [outdoor] with a view is stunning. Imagine, sipping a coffee, watching the sunrise. Pure bliss.
- Spa/sauna: (This is where they lose a slight point, I don’t think they have the Spa/sauna, which is slightly devastating. I live for a good pamper, and finding a quality spa is a huge plus. But you still have the Sauna!
- Fitness center: Gym/fitness, which I didn't use (because… holidays!). But it was there, and it looked well-equipped. For all you active peeps.
- Massage: Oh, yes. I indulged. And it was divine. I swear, I could feel the stress melting away. I nearly fell asleep the first 30 seconds!
- Spa: It is so amazing the Spa they offer!
My Anecdote: The One Where I Almost Moved In (The Massage Edition)
Look, I'm not even a spa person, usually. But after walking around Perth all day, my back felt like it had been through a cement mixer. I booked a massage. It was… transformative. The therapist was amazing, the room was tranquil. I think I actually sighed audibly multiple times. Seriously, if you're stressed, book a massage. At Quest Mounts Bay Road. Then thank me later.
Food, Glorious Food! (And the 24-Hour Room Service!)
(Dining, drinking, and snacking)
Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant, and all the options!
Oh, the food. That is fantastic! The breakfast buffet every morning was truly epic. I'm talking the works: Breakfast [buffet], Western breakfast, Asian breakfast, and all the other options! Plus, the 24-hour Room service, is just the best thing ever! I may or may not have order a small salad at 2 a.m. after a late night. Don’t judge.
Is the food safe? The staff were amazing as they assured me they were using Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, and Daily disinfection in common areas.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound
Cleanliness and safety is key. I did have a look around to make sure, and they offered Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment, etc.
My Verdict: You MUST Stay Here!
Quest Mounts Bay Road isn’t just a hotel; it's an experience. It’s comfortable, it's convenient, and it’s got that something special that makes you feel… well, pampered. The location is fantastic (so close to everything!), the rooms are well-appointed, and the staff are genuinely lovely.
But Wait, There's More! The Secret (Shhhhh!)
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My Quirky Observation: I swear, the pillows are like sleeping on clouds. And the bathrobes? Super soft - and very photogenic!
My Emotional Reaction: I'm already planning my return trip. Seriously, I have never wanted to spend more time in a hotel. I’m obsessed!
Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars (and a very emphatic "BOOK IT NOW!")
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Right, buckle up buttercup, because you're about to embark on a Quest Mounts Bay Road Ramble, and trust me, it’s going to be messier than my sock drawer after a three-day bender. This isn’t your glossy travel brochure, folks. This is real life, with all the wrong turns and existential crises you can handle.
Day 1: Arrival and the Perils of Perpetual Planning (or, How I Almost Lost My Luggage Before I Even Left the Airport)
Morning (Like, REALLY Morning): Get on the plane. Okay, so far, so good. Except the flight attendant kept calling me "Sir" even though I'm clearly a bohemian goddess with a questionable sense of style. Rude. Anyway, I'm on the plane. I am terrified of flying always. Never mind if it's a short hop. This flight felt like an eternity. I saw a small child spill an entire juice box on his parent, and that reminded me of my ex. I got my feelings hurt, and my stomach was twisted in knots. Now I'm here. I could barely sleep.
Afternoon: (In-Flight Entertainment and Existential Dread): I try to watch the movie. The sound is muffled, and the plot makes absolutely no sense. In my head, I'm already battling jet lag, calculating the cost of that ridiculously overpriced souvenir I saw at the airport (it involved a didgeridoo and questionable taste), and wondering if I packed enough underwear. Spoiler alert: I didn't.
Late Afternoon / Early Evening: (Perth Arrival and the Quest Hotel Debacle): We land. The immigration officer looks at me like I'm a suspected international criminal. I am the enemy of the state. So, anyway. I get through customs after a harrowing interrogation (or what felt like it). I grab a shuttle to my hotel, Quest Mounts Bay Road. "Quest" sounds promising, like a noble undertaking. It's not. It's fine, perfectly functional, but not exactly inspiring. The room is… a room. Cleanish, I guess. I'm too worn out to care.
Evening: (Dinner and the Search for Culinary Redemption): Starving, and slightly delirious, I decide to venture out. Google Maps promised a vibrant local restaurant scene. Instead, I find a pizza joint that smells vaguely of disappointment. Fine, pizza it is. It's okay, nothing special, but good enough to quell the ravenous beast in my belly. Walking back to the hotel, I see the lights of the city twinkling. It's pretty, I guess. A wave of exhaustion washes over me. I need to get to sleep.
Day 2: Mounts Bay Road and the Quest for Coffee (and Sanity)
Morning: (The Pursuit of Caffeine and a Glimpse of the Swan River): This morning. I wake up. I am jet lagged. I am over it. I need COFFEE. The hotel coffee is a crime against humanity. I stumble out, bleary-eyed, in search of a decent cup. Around the bend I see something so beautiful. The River. The Swan River. It's a beautiful day and a great start to my day. I don't have any real plan. I just want to go.
Mid-Morning: (Discovery of Kings Park and Botanic Garden): One of the best-kept secrets the locals of Perth is Kings Park and Botanic Garden. A haven from the chaotic pace of city life; I think I'll be the first to tell you. I get there, and I'm floored! The view of the Perth cityscape is mesmerizing. I can't help but feel so free. It's exactly what I needed.
Lunch: (Restaurant and the Aftermath of Overeating): I'm craving something salty. I find a restaurant, and I order the biggest burger on the menu. I didn't realize, it was so big! I'll never eat again. After lunch, I am a sluggish, slightly regretting overeater.
Afternoon: (A Stroll Along Mounts Bay Road): I decide to take a walk. And I walk. Mounts Bay Road. I see the boats. I see the sky, and all of it just makes me feel free. It's like, my soul needed this. I can't help but feel I'm being reborn, reborn into a new me.
Late Afternoon: (A Moment of Reflection and Another Coffee): I get another coffee. What a perfect day. This whole trip is a good idea. I found a little quiet spot. I can relax. I can think. I feel good.
Evening: (Dinner and a Nightcap, Or Maybe Just an Early Night?): I go back to the hotel. It's a good time.
Day 3: Departing Mounts Bay Road (and Embracing the Uncertainties)
Morning: (Breakfast and the Last Glimpse): I take one last look at the Swan River. It's hard to believe I'm leaving. This place is great. I hope to come back someday.
My Flight: Goodbye.
Notes:
- Transportation: I didn't rent a car. I used public transport where I could, and walked a lot. Be prepared for sweat, and the occasional wrong turn.
- Budget: I didn't stick to a budget. Oh well!
- Food: I ate what I could, when I could. I was surprised how good the food was.
- Opinions: They are all my own. Take them with a grain of salt (or a whole bag).
This is just a snapshot, a tiny slice of a trip. Expect detours, unexpected joys, and a whole lot of "stuff." Because that's the messy, beautiful reality of travel, right? Now go!
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Quest Mounts Bay Road: Australia's BEST Kept Secret? You Won't Believe This...Probably. Let's Dive In (and Maybe Get Slightly Lost)!
Okay, Okay, Spill It! What *IS* This "Quest Mounts Bay Road" Thing Anyway? Sounds Like… A Treasure Hunt?
Alright, settle down, Indiana Jones. It's… well, it's a serviced apartment complex, smack-bang on Mounts Bay Road in Perth, Western Australia. Sounds glamorous, right? Actually, it's surprisingly…nice. Okay, maybe not *glamorous* in a Hollywood, red-carpet kinda way. Think more like, "Hey, this is clean, the view is decent, and I don’t have to make my own bed! Score!" It's a mix of long-stay and short-stay apartments. They're technically not secret, but for a long time, I didn’t even know it existed and I lived here! So, yeah…best kept secret might be *slightly* overhyped. But give me a chance, there's a reason I'm even writing this.
Why are you calling it a "secret"? Is there a secret underground lair hidden in one of the rooms? Asking for a friend…cough cough…me.
Look, I didn't find a secret lair. Believe me, I looked. I even checked behind the fridge (potential zombie apocalypse bunker, you know?). But the 'secret' part isn't literal. It's more… I stumbled upon it *by accident*. I was panicking about accommodation for a work trip. Everything else was either booked solid, horrifyingly expensive, or looked like a crime scene waiting to happen. Then, BOOM, Quest Mounts Bay popped up, and it was actually affordable, well-located, and had photos that didn't look like they were taken in the 1980s. That’s a win in Perth accommodation terms! And maybe, just maybe, it's a secret *to people who, like me, used to avoid Perth hotels like the plague*.
What's the *best* thing about Quest Mounts Bay Road then? Give me ONE compelling reason to book. Or else…
Okay, okay! The single, most compelling reason? Location, location, location! Seriously. Being able to walk to Kings Park? Brilliant. The city Centre? Reasonable. Getting dinner in a few minutes. I swear to you this is the biggest thing. So, it's perfect if you're a tourist. I’m a local and I still feel comfortable. It's a great base for exploring Perth, if you are a visitor or trying to have a relaxing few days without the hassle of a car. That view over the Swan River is great. And honestly, after a long day of… well, *existing* in the adult world, that kind of convenience is priceless. Or at least, worth the price of a decent apartment... I'd say!
So, it's all sunshine and roses? There aren't any drawbacks? Because I'm a cynical person, and I'm waiting for the catch.
Alright, fine. There's no such thing as a perfect apartment. There is no such thing as a perfect anything! Let me just be brutally honest; here’s the bad stuff: It’s not the most *stylish* place on the planet. It can feel a little… corporate. If you're after boutique chic, move on. Also, parking can be a pain during peak hours (Perth issue, not just Quest). And remember, I’m a fan, but you might get a little tired of the same view if you were stuck in the apartment for weeks. And the biggest downside? The gym is tiny. Seriously, it’s like a glorified broom closet with a treadmill. Don't come here expecting a hardcore workout.
Okay, let's talk service. Is the staff friendly? Are they helpful? Do they, like, judge you for wearing pyjamas to the reception?
Okay, real talk. The staff are generally pretty good. I've dealt with them a few times, and they've always been polite and efficient. No, they haven't judged my, ahem, *unique* fashion choices (which, let's be honest, often involve pajamas). But it's a serviced apartment, so don't expect a ton of interaction. I mean, the bellhop isn't going to know your name. But the reception always seems to be open. And the cleaning staff? Never had a bad experience. Just the right amount of friendly without invading personal space. I once left a half-eaten packet of chips on the side, and it was gone by the time I got back! I thought, "Oh! They're watching me! I'm not the only one who does that!"
You mentioned food. What kind of food options are around? Tell me about the immediate vicinity.
The immediate vicinity? It's pretty good. You're close to a bunch of cafes for breakfast. There's a supermarket within walking distance so you can make your own meals in the apartment. A few decent restaurants are around, but the best food options are a short drive or Uber ride away. Honestly, Perth's food scene is so good now, it's hard to go wrong. I'm a bit of a pizza snob, and even I've found some acceptable pizza places nearby. But it's a bit better if you get in the car or call. Though this isn't a food review, if you pick the location carefully you can have anything you like! But if you like a quick dinner, that can be done!
Alright, let's get personal. What's *your* most memorable experience at Quest Mounts Bay Road? (Get ready for the juicy details!)
Alright, here's a story. Once, and I'm not proud of this, I got locked out of my apartment at 2 AM. I was exhausted, jet-lagged, and probably a little… over-refreshed. My key card had decided to stage a rebellion. I fumbled around for ages, and then had to call the after-hours number. The poor person who answered was probably already in bed. Look, it was a mess. But the staff member on duty was utterly professional and actually *sympathetic*. They got me back in within minutes (after ID verification, of course). Honestly, that level of service, under those circumstances, is why I'm willing to overlook the gym's shortcomings. And it's why, I suppose, I'm sitting here writing this FAQ. Because even in my drunken, disoriented state, I appreciated the rescue…
